A Decimal Point: I'm a Dot in Place
Alec Guinness: Genuine Class
Animosity: Is No Amity
Contradiction: Accord not in it
Desperation: A Rope Ends It
Dormitory: Dirty Room
Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
Evangelist: Evil's Agent
Mother-in-law: Woman Hitler
Semolina: Is No Meal
Slot Machines: Cash Lost in 'em
Snooze Alarms: Alas! No More Z's
The Conservative Party: Teacher in vast poverty
The Earthquakes: That Queer Shake
The Morse Code: Here Come Dots
The Public Art Galleries: Large Picture Halls, I Bet
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." --
Neil A. Armstrong: A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left
planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!