David Letterman's Top 10 Signs You've Gone To a Bad Veterinarian

10.     When you hand him your cat, he asks uncomfortably, "Monkey?"
9.     Two weeks later, your dog coughs up a rubber glove.
8.     Big sign in waiting room: No Pets Allowed!
7.     Diploma looks a lot like menu from Chinese restaurant.
6.     Always saying, "I've got a tick in my pants."
5.    Sends you a card every spring: "Time for your dog's annual neutering."
4.     First question, "What ails your varmint?"
3.     He has a lot of posters up advertising cockfights.
2.     He himself wears one of those big funnel shaped dog collars.
1.     He bites!