Top 10 Indicators That You've Been in Test Too Long

10.    You are testing everything that comes your way (rental cars, toasters, vending machines, boyfriends, girlfriends, (in which you will want to virus scan them).
9.    You can recite the 10 digit serial number and product code six months after the product shipped.
8.    Your first impression of an all grey car radio console is "What a lousy UI."
7.    You habitually return email to its sender with the errors marked.
6.    You evaluate potential friends on their likelihood of crashing.
5.    When you're nostalgic, you reminisce about the ancient hardware you once used for testing.
4.    You can recite bug numbers years later.
3.    Developers do drive-by's on your house.
2.    When a developer tells you about a bug and your response is, "Well, it doesn't happen on my machine."
1.    You don't see what's so funny about this list.