Parker's 10 Ways to Ensure Failure (of teams)

(from the book "Cross-functional Teams" by Glenn Parker)

If you want to make sure that your cross-functional teams fail, do the following:

10.    Ignore the team's ideas and recommendations. They're probably no good since they're new and they come from a team.
9.    Don't give teams any resources to help them solve any problems. They're supposed to save money and make do with less.
8.    Consider all problems as failures, and treat all failures as a reason to disband teams. Teams are supposed to make things better, not cause problems.
7.    Require lots of reviews and signatures to okay changes, purchases, and new procedures. You can't be too careful these days.
6.    Make it difficult for teams to get information about the business. You don't want them to find out how the firm is really run.
5.    Assign a manager to keep an eye on teams in your area. Call the person a facilitator (it sounds good), but make sure he or she controls the direction of the team and tells you about any deviations from your plan.
4.    Don't involve team members in reorganizations or policy changes. This just slows things down.
3.    Eliminate training for team members. Problem solving is only common sense anyway, and all that training just makes some consultant rich.
2.    Criticize a lot, but withhold praise and recognition. Teams need to know where they're screwed up so they can change. If you praise people, they'll expect some reward.
1.    Remember above all that you know best. That's why they pay you the big bucks. Never let team members forget that.