The Last 10 Things any Man would Ever Say

10.    I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9.    While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8.    I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7.    Her tits are just too big.
6.    Sometimes I just want to be held.
5.    That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.
4.    Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3.    We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2.    Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1.    I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.