Top 10 Things You'll NEVER Hear One Guy Say to Another Guy

10.    Does my butt look fat in this?
9.    I'm tired of beer. What say you to a nice, fruity Chablis?
8.    I can't stop fantasizing about Dr. Ruth!
7.    Yours is bigger than mine.
6.    I think those big, jacked-up trucks look ridiculous.
5.    There's nothing I like more than a quiet evening at home, watching a movie on Lifetime about some woman who gives up her baby and then suffers miserably.
4.    Want all my tools? I just realized I never do anything useful with them!
3.    You know what always makes me cry? Those long-distance commericals.
2.    I'm deeply offended by young women who go bra-less.
1.    Our team lost 10-1. But we tried our best, and after all that's the important thing.