Top Ten Netscape 4.0 Features

Netscape's latest Web suite, Communicator Pro, isn't quite out yet, but we have the advance word on how the browser giant plans to stay ahead of Microsoft--to wit: the top ten features Navigator 4.0 has that IE 4.0 can't (or won't) match.

10. Ebonics encryption built in!
9.    Included: A Net phone that calls collect
8.    Built-in support for all bad "Java" puns
7.    An IE uninstaller that works
6.    Free subscription to Slate
5.    Doesn't crash under the Mac OS for at least five minutes!
4.    Supports Internet, intranet, extranet, and now in version 4.0: Fishnet, hairnet, and dragnet, too
3.    Support for the new HTML </stink> tag
2.    Version available for Amiga OS
1.    Way beyond "push" technology, Netscape now supports "squirt"