The Top 15 New Names for the Mir Space Station

15.    Uncle Boris's Last Chance Galactic Truck Stop & Fireworks Stand
14.    I-Can't-Believe-It's-A-Space-Station
13.    Skylab for Dummies
12.    The New, Improved People's Deathtrap 2000 ("Now with leaks!")
11.    Space Toast Coast-to-Coast
10.    The Black Cat, Walking Under a Ladder, Broken Mirror, Spilled Salt, Friday the 13th Space Station
9.    Spacey Spice
8.    The Amazing Orbiting Barge O' Death
7.    Emergency Vodka Storage Unit #6
6.    Absolut NightMir
5.    Cattlecar Galactica
4.    The S.S. Minnowsky
3.    The AMC Spacer
2.    Kaputnik
1.    Deepshit Nine