9. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until
AFTER that year, instead of before.
8. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to
buy a new car.
7. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you'd
have to restart it. For some reason, you would just accept
this.
6. You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless
you bought a Car 95 or a Car NT, but then you'd have to buy
more seats.
5. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered,
twice as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the
roads.
4. The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning lights would be
replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
3. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft
cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in
other brands for years.
2. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas(tm).
1. New seats will force everyone to have the same size ass.