Top 10 Hateful Letters Joe KaufmanReceived Regarding His Top 10's


10.    Your lack of taste, sensitivity and intelligence indicate that your are a bigger asshole than Howard Stern. And that, my friend, is a major accomplishment. - Sandy
9.    Thank you for sharing. Now fuck off. - Nancy
8.    It's not so much that the message is offensive but that it is not funny. If you are going to crosspost to that many inappropriate groups, at least write something that is worth reading. While we're all very impressed with your 7th-grade sense of humor and are somewhat moved by your innocence and naivete, be aware that it doesn't belong in soc.motss.
- Melinda
7.    May I ask what in God's name possessed you to dump this into six different newsgroups, five of which are completely irrelevent to this sort of posting and one with a charter which specifically excludes such postings? Or what induced you to post it at all? Do get a life. - Brian
6.    You have got to be one of the most incredibly lame people on earth - not because what you wrote probably offended so many people; that's beside the point. You are an INCREDIBLE LAMESHIT because you actually thought that garbage was funny.
- Bob
5.    I hope YOU didn't write this! If you did, don't give up your day job. Don't get me wrong. I'm not at all offended. It's just that your top ten list is plain bland. - Chris
4.    I am not easily offended. I do have a sense of humor. I sure as hell am not faint of heart. But you managed to piss me off anyway - primarily because I find few things more annoying than people who post "dirty jokes" (that I could find anywhere should I have the desire to) on multiple groups, despite the fact that a flame war is sure to result. And also, of course, because this supposedly "enjoyable" thing wasn't funny in the least. Merely stupid - much like yourself. - Michael
3.    Thanks for posting this to soc.motss. Next time, don't.
- Jeff
2.    You are the biggest stupidest most head stuck-up their ass, uneducated, bigot I have ever had the shitty luck to run across in my life. Your "jokes" were      1. Not funny      2. Bigoted (Can you say bigot?)      3. You weren't even consistent WARNING: The other side of this L contains more insults to you, your parents, and whoever else is a big enough idiot to agree with you or think your shitty jokes were tasteful.
L - Larry
1.    Joe,      Please keep your idiotic Magic Johnson has AIDS/now he's gay/make jokes about him garbage off of rec.sport.basketball.pro. Are you trying to impress us or something? Personally I hope you get a whole bunch of other messages telling you the same. - Jeff

Top 7 Thankful Letters Joe Kaufman

Received Regarding His Top 10's

(only seven because he has only received seven)

7.    Joe, Love those Top Tens. If you post one about Bette Midler maybe I'll have you on my show. - Geraldo Rivera
6.    Joe, I love how you insinuated that I was a Nazi in your top ten about Martina. It really gave me a chuckle.
- Boris Becker
5.    Joe, Loved that top ten about my father, especially the fact that you posted it the day BEFORE he died. I'm sure Daddy would be pleased. - Michael Landon, Jr.
4.    Joe, I can't stop reading your top 10s. I think I'm more addicted to them than I am to crack. - Marion Barry
3.    Joe, Loved your Top Ten Uses for Jim Abbott's arm. Now that I have all these ideas, I just wish I had kept it.
- Jim Abbott
2.    Joe, I love how you equated me with the Arabs. Don't be too shocked if a scud missile hits your house any time soon.
- John Sununu
1.    Joe, love your bigoted postings. Please post more.
- Senator Jesse Helms