Top Ten Reasons Dogs are Better than Kids
10. You can bury a dog in the backyard, no questions asked.
9. Never borrows the car and wrecks it.
8. Doesn't notice if your clothes are dorky and your hairstyle is
from the 50's.
7. Won't grow up to blame you for sending them into years of
therapy.
6. Won't tie up the phone for hours.
5. Cute little puppies grow up to be dogs. Cute little babies
grow up to be teenagers.
4. You can give them dippy names.
3. They never criticize your cooking.
2. Nothing you do can gross them out.
1. Dogs don't like Barney.