Top 10 Favorite Colorado Names

by David Letterman
5/16/97
(apparently, these were really found in the CO phone book)

10.    Mary Christmas
9.    Ronald McDonald
8.    Joe Colorado
7.    Gay Power
6.    Sky High
5.    Rikki Boner
4.    Brad Boink
3.    Harry Dix
2.    Dick Dix
1.    Dick Smoker