Top Ten Things Heard in Blockbuster Video This Week

Blockbuster Drops Gun Ban - Customers carrying hidden guns will once again go unchallenged at Blockbuster Video stores now that the nation's largest video retailer quietly dropped a ban on concealed weapons. [Associated Press, 357 words]

10.    Rewind charge? No, I don't think I'll be paying that.
9.    What do you MEAN you don't have "The Piano?"
8.    Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see Demi?
7.    If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will rent movies
6.    I'd like a box of Red Vines, this Snapple, and do you have any ammo?
5.    No, you see - "Shoot, they don't have 'Timecop'" was just an expression.
4.    Everybody freeze, this is a robber... oh, shit...
3.    No, I think I'll return it on Wednesday, thank you.
2.    I'm sorry, I have how much in late fees?
1.    Excuse me, but I heard you don't have an adult section...