The Top 10 Things Overheard At A "Barney" Taping

10.    Quick! Someone get another gin and tonic for the dinosaur!
9.    Who's the short barefoot guy with the bowling ball?
8.    Can I light that cigar for you, Mr. Barney?
7.    Has anybody seen my package from Columbia?
6.    Hey, kid, aahhuuhh, aahhuuhh, want to see my "grape nuts"?
5.    What?! Still no call from the "Jurassic Park 2" people?
4.    It's purple too!!!
3.    Geez! From now on maybe we should put newpaper on the floor under Barney.
2.    Hey kid, pull my finger!
1.    Okay, you club him and I'll do the rest.