Iggy's Top xx Lists

I do not claim to know where any of these top 10 lists came from. I have picked them up from my e-mail, and unless otherwise, stated, the author's are unknown (Usually Letterman, though).

• The Top 10 Signs You Work in the 90s [Added 01/02/1998]
  
• The Top 10 Air Force General Pickup Lines by David Letterman [Added 09/19/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Titles being considered for Anna Nicole Smith's New Book [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Technical Errors/Anachronisms in the Movie Apollo 13 [Added 09/19/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Similiarities Between Baby Gates and Microsoft: Comparison between Bill's Baby and Bill's Business [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Things OVerheard at a "Barney" Taping [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in the Big Mac by David Letterman [Added 09/19/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Things heard in Blockbuster Video This Week [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 11 Clinton Excuses by Eric Targan [Added 02/07/1998]
  
• The Top 14 Potential Problems with Cloning Humans by Chris White and Ziff Davis[Added 09/19/1997]
  
• The Top 5 Reasons Computers must be Female [Added 09/19/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Favorite Colorado Names: Supposedly people really have these names [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Reasons Computers are Male [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Reasons Compilers are Female [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 16 Signs You Won't beat a Computer at Chess [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Signs Your Spouse is Having an Appair by Computer [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• The Top 15 Signs your Webmaster is in a Cult [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Computer Programmer Euphemisms for Death [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Kids [Added 11/08/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Ways to Avoid the Draft (Military Draft, that is) [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Reasons E-Mailis like a Male Reproductive Organ [Added 11/08/1997]
  
• The Top 20 Cool Things about a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex [Added 11/08/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Halloween things that Sound Dirty, but Aren't [Added 11/08/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Reasons Why the Hubble Telescope isn't Working [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 15 Signs the Ice Cream Truck Driver is Nuts [Added 09/19/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Ways to Irritate Bill Gates by David Letterman [Added 05/03/1998]
  
• The Top 10 Hateful Letters Joe Kaufman Received Regarding His Top10 Lists [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 9 Ways Things Would be Different if Microsoft Built Cars [Added 09/19/1997]
  
• The Top 15 New Names for the Mir Space Station [Added 11/08/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Signs you are Being Stalked by Martha Stewart [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Netscape 4.0 Features [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Things you'll NEVER Hear One Guy Say to Another Guy [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Things you'll NEVER Hear One Woman Say to Another Woman [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Last 10 Things any Man Would Ever Say [Added 09/19/1997]
  
• The Last 10 Things any Woman Would Ever Say [Added 09/19/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Men (And what they Really Mean) [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Woman (And what they Really Mean) [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Ways You Know you're Stressed [Added 09/19/1997]
  
• Parker's 10 Ways to Ensure Failure (of Team) from "Cross-Functional Teams" by Glenn Parker [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 5 Things NOT to Tell a Trooper that Just Pulled you Over [Added 09/19/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Indicators That You've Been in Test Too Long [Added 05/31/1998]
  
• The 10 Best Tools of All Time [Added 01/02/1998]
  
• The Top 10 Cartoon Characters Suspected of Using Drugs [Added 01/02/1998]
  
• Usenet Top 10 Lists A Collection of early 1990's Top 10 Lists by David Letterman and Joe Kaufman[Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 15 Reasons For Being Fired From Toys 'R' Us [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 3 Travel Awards for 1997 [Added 02/07/1998]
  
• The Top 17 Rejected Titles for the Movie "Twister" [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Signs You've Gone to a Bad Veterinarian [Added 05/25/1997]
  
• The Top 10 Things Men Should Never Say Out Loud in Victoria's Secret [Added 09/19/1997]
  
• The Top 10 New Features of Windows 97® [Added 09/19/1997]
  
• The Top 15 Pick-Up Lines Used by William Shakespeare [Added 05/25/1997]
  

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