Her name was Leia
She was a princess
with a danish on each ear
and Darth Vader drawing near
So R2D2
found Ben Kenobi
He had to put the Death Star plans
into the Rebellion's hands
So Luke and OB-1
had to get to Alderaan
so they stopped into Mos Isley
to have a drink with Han
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
the weirdest creatures you've ever seena
Here at the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters
and old Jedi masters
at the the Star Wars...
His name was Solo
He was a pilot
with a blaster at his side
and a smile 12 parsecs wide
There with Chewbacca
He was a wookie
They met with Luke and OB-1
about the Milennium Falcon
Docking bay 94
Stormtroppers at the door
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber
now there's an arm on the floor
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina...
His name was Yoda
He was a muppet
Darth Vader was so bad
And by the way he's Luke's dad
Luke kissed his sister
His hand got cut off
In that galaxy far far away
Luke has had a lousy day
Boba Fett was so mean
Jabba had bad hygiene
Why didn't they all just relax
back on Tatooine?
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina...