Top 10 Rejected Holiday Messages For The U.S.S. Enterprise-D

10.    Geordi's voice: "If we can superheat the reaction chamber, redirect the matter stream at a .003 phase offset, then inject the cool antimatter at at -.003 offset, we just might be able to have a Merry Christmas."
9.    Riker's Voice: "Merrrry Christmas!" With that same inflection he uses when he says "Rrrrrrred Alert!"
8.    "Shut up Wesley!"
7.    Dr. Crusher: "Oooh, we're under the mistletoe, Jean-Luc."
6.    Data: "I believe the correct salutation is, 'Happy Holidays' sir."
5.    Troi: "I sense Chocolate Santas."
4.    Worf: "I protest, I do NOT want to have a Happy Holidays!"
3.    Computer voice: "Please speicify parameters for Happy Holidays."
2.    Data: "Spot, that is not an appropriate use of a Chirstmas tree."
1.    "You actually opened up this package? There goes its value!"