What is Ensign Chekov's watchword?
What is Ensign Chekov's watchword?
What is Ensign Chekov's watchword?
"The Russians did it first, sir!"
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How does the Doctor cure a headache?
How does the Doctor cure a headache?
How does the Doctor cure a headache?
With a sterile hammer!
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How does Scotty pour his liquor?
How does Scotty pour his liquor?
How does Scotty pour his liquor? his liq
From a plasma bottle!
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Who is it Nurse Chapel looks for?
Who is it Nurse Chapel looks for?
Who is it Nurse Chapel looks for?
"Mr. Spock went that way!"
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How does the Doctor keep his sickbay?
How does the Doctor keep his sickbay?
How does the Doctor keep his sickbay?
With a cool mint julep!
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What do we see when we go on shore leave?
What do we see when we go on shore leave?
What do we see when we go on shore leave?
Shore police resigning!
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Etcetera, etcetera, ad infinitum.