Star Trek: Deep Space 9 Drinking Game

One sip when:
1.    Cisco remembers his dead wife (Half a beer if she's in a bikini).
2.    There is an orb
     a.    Two sips if it causes an orb experience
     b.    Whole beer if orb transports them in space
3.    There is a morph (4 if it's better than something in T2).
4.    A spacecraft makes a swishing sound.
5.    O'Brien remembers the Enterprise.
6.    Space station integrity is threatened.
7.    Anytime Odo shape-shifts

Half a beer when:
1.    Anyone goes through the wormhole (Whole beer if they get caught in the wormhole).
2.    Whenever Cisco smirks at a officer trying to pick-up the chick science officer who is really a slug in a girls body.
3.    A Ferengi hits on the feminist first officer from hell.
4.    Someone goes into the holographic brothel.
5.    Enterprise appears.

Whole beer when:
1. Someone has to explain to an alien life form what is "time."