Star Trek: The Next Generation Drinking Game


1.    Sip on holodeck scenes.
2.    Sip on saucer separations.
3.    Sip when Troi "senses" something, chug when she asks if someone is "troubled" when the look on their face makes it obvious they are.
4.    Sip when someone beats on Worf or Geordi.
5.    Sip when Yar appears in an episode.
6.    Sip when Data says "Intriguing!"
7.    Sip when the doctor calls Picard, "Jean-Luc".
8.    Drink a fifth when Wesley saves the ship.
9.    Sip when Wesley's life is threatened, drown your sorrows when he survives.
10.    Sip when the Enterprise fires its weapons.
11.    Sip when aliens invade the Enterprise.
12.    Sip when Starfleet personnel visit Enterprise; chug if they're
     admirals.
13.    Sip when yellowshirts die.
14.    Chug when the doctor says "He's dead <pause>".
15.    Chug when Picard/Riker gets the girl.
16.    Sip on "Engage" from anyone; chug if Picard gestures with his hand.
17.    Chug on engine room climaxes.
18.    Chug when the old Enterpise or its crew are mentioned.
19.    Chug when a plot complication resolves itself without the crew's interference.
20.    Sip when bartenders act like counselors/psychiatrists.
21.    Chug when the auto-destruct is activated.
22.    Chug when the Enterprise is hurled into a void or another dimension.
23.    Sip when Bev defies the Prime Directive in the name of medicine.
24.    Sip when Data assumes a persona, (e.g. Sherlock.Holmes.)
25.    Sip when Data's head jerks.
26.    Sip when Data spouts all the adjectives of a word.
27.    Sip when Picard tells/orders someone to "Make it so!"
28.    Sip when Picard mentions surrender, chug if he does.
29.    Chug when plots/devices of Star Trek: The Original Series or one of the Star Trek movies are used.
30.    Sip when Bev "worries" about Wes.
31.    Sip if Ensign Buxom gets a line.
32.    Get blasted when Wesley gets a girlfriend (these scenes are sooo bad that this is the only way to tolerate them).
33.    Sip when Data is cut off from a long description.
34.    Sip when Riker expresses concern about Picard beaming down.
35.    Chug when someone hits on Troi.
36.    Sip when the glass table shatters.

NOTE: When an item involved an extended scene (e.g. a Holo-deck scene or Data acting like Holmes), sip or chug at the start of the scene and again at any returns to that scene later in the episode.