Rule Changes From Last Year:
1. When playing polio patients, Colt players must not disconnect
iron lungs.
2. When playing Brownie Scouts, Colt players must not steal their
cookies.
3. When playing the Blind Academy, Colt players must not hide the
ball under their jerseys.
4. When playing Korean War Amputees, Colt players must not file
any complaints about a player with only one leg being harder
to tackle.
5. A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal
line) will count as 21 points for the Colts.
6. Colts will be allowed 27 players on the field on both offense
and defense.
7. Colts will be allowed to play with 3 footballs at the same
time.
8. Colts will be allowed 20 timeouts -- 10 for each half.
9. A gain of 3 yards will constitute a first down for the colts.
As you can see, Baltimore is facing a much rougher schedule this
coming year, so all you Colt fans (all 20) should get out to see
the games and cheer them on to victory.