National Lampoon's Deteriorada


     As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there is always a future in Computer Maintenance.

     Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely get your Feet wet. Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your face.

     Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.

     Whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back.