Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou.
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
He: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
She: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their own brains.
[From "The Pogo Party"] If you want to get elected president,
you've got to think up some memorable homily so school kinds can be
pestered into memorizing it, even if they don't know what it means.
Many years ago in a period commonly known as Next Friday
Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday
mornings because he was so sad thinking about how unhappy he had
been on Monday and how completely mournful he would be on
Wednesday...
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
[From "The Pogo Party"] We are confronted with insurmountable
opportunities.
We have met the enemy, and he is us.