Aquadextrous, adj.: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub
faucet on and off with your toes.
Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun), n.: The act, when
vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times,
reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back
down to give the vacuum one more chance.
Cinemuck, n.: The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted
chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
Genderplex, n.: The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is
unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles
and tortoises).
Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr): The metallic silver coating found
on fast-food game cards.
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk
carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended,
attracts shopping carts.
Slurm, n.: The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap
bar when it sits in the dish too long.
Snacktrek, n.: The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of
constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something
new will have materialized.
Spirtle, n.: The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands
right in your eye.
Yinkel, n.: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping
no one will notice.