Quotes that have been emailed to me:
- Direct Quotes [Added 01/04/2002]
- "Unquoted" Quotes [Added 06/01/1998]
- Poetry with Known Origins [Added 06/01/1998]
- Douglas Adams (Author of "Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy") [Added 06/01/1998]
- Mike Adams [Added 06/01/1998]
- Kehlog Albran [Added 06/01/1998]
- Fred Allen [Added 06/01/1998]
- Woody Allen [Added 06/01/1998]
- Isaac Asimov [Added 06/01/1998]
- Charles Barkley [Added 06/01/1998]
- Dave Barry [Added 06/01/1998]
- Mike Binder [Added 06/01/1998] Also See Mike Binder's Film & TV Company - Sunlight Productions
- Bertolt Brecht [Added 06/01/1998]
- Ashleigh Brilliant [Added 06/01/1998]
- A. Whitney Brown [Added 06/01/1998]
- George Bush [Added 06/01/1998]
- Herb Caen [Added 06/01/1998]
- George Carlin [Added 06/01/1998]
- Lewis Carrol [Added 06/01/1998]
- Johnny Carson [Added 06/01/1998]
- Dick Cavett [Added 06/01/1998]
- Tom Christiansen [Added 06/01/1998]
- Winston Churchill [Added 06/01/1998]
- Billiam Coronell [Added 06/01/1998]
- Rodney Dangerfield [Added 06/01/1998]
- Clarence Darrow [Added 06/01/1998]
- Jersome "Dizzy" Dean [Added 06/01/1998]
- Ellen DeGeneres [Added 06/01/1998]
- Lord Thomas Robert Dewar [Added 06/01/1998]
- E. W. Dijkstra [Added 06/01/1998]
- Benjamin Disraeli [Added 06/01/1998]
- Aelius Donatus [Added 06/01/1998]
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky [Added 06/01/1998]
- Dr. Who [Added 06/01/1998]
- John Dryden [Added 06/01/1998]
- Clint Eastwood [Added 06/01/1998]
- Thomas Edison [Added 06/01/1998]
- Albert Einstein [Added 06/01/1998]
- Ralph Waldo Emerson [Added 06/01/1998]
- Jules Feiffer [Added 06/01/1998]
- Steven Feiner [Added 06/01/1998]
- Ransom K. Ferm [Added 06/01/1998]
- W. C. Fields [Added 06/01/1998]
- Benjamin Franklin [Added 06/01/1998]
- Milton Friedman [Added 06/01/1998]
- John Kenneth Galbraith [Added 06/01/1998]
- R. Geis [Added 06/01/1998]
- Samuel Goldwyn (MGM Founder) [Added 06/01/1998]
- Rich Hall [Added 06/01/1998]
- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey [Added 06/01/1998]
- Mike Harding (Excerpts from Armchair Anarchist's Almanac) [Added 06/01/1998]
- Robert A. Heinlein [Added 06/01/1998]
- Joseph Heller (Excerpts from Catch 22) [Added 06/01/1998]
- Ernest Hemmingway [Added 06/01/1998]
- A. E. Housman [Added 06/01/1998]
- S. C. Johnson [Added 06/01/1998]
- Walt Kelly [Added 06/01/1998]
- Henry Kissinger [Added 06/01/1998]
- John F. Kennedy [Added 06/01/1998]
- Donald E. Knuth [Added 06/01/1998]
- Tom Lehrer [Added 06/01/1998]
- Stanislaw Lem (Quotes from Cyberiad) [Added 06/01/1998]
- Jay Leno [Added 06/01/1998]
- David Letterman [Added 06/01/1998]
- Abraham Lincoln [Added 06/01/1998]
- Lazarus Long (Excerpts from Time Enough for Love) [Added 06/01/1998]
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth [Added 06/01/1998]
- Jeff MacNelley (Excerpts from Shoe) [Added 06/01/1998]
- Groucho Marx [Added 06/01/1998]
- Abraham Maslow [Added 06/01/1998]
- W. Somerset Maughm [Added 06/01/1998]
- Sir Peter Medawar [Added 06/01/1998]
- H. L. Mencken [Added 06/01/1998]
- Thomas Menino (Boston Mayor or former Mayor)[Added 06/01/1998]
- Muppets (Includes Kermit and Miss Piggy) [Added 06/01/1998]
- Bill Murray [Added 06/01/1998]
- Arthur Naiman [Added 06/01/1998]
- Ogden Nash: Quotes and Poems [Added 06/01/1998]
- Richard M. Nixon [Added 06/01/1998]
- National Lampoon's Deteriorada [Added 06/01/1998]
- Ken Olsen (DEC Founder) [Added 06/01/1998]
- Dorothy Parker: Poems and Quotes [Added 06/01/1998]
- Alan Perlis [Added 06/01/1998]
- Plato [Added 06/01/1998]
- J. Danforth Quayle [Added 06/01/1998]
- Ronald Reagan [Added 06/01/1998]
- Dennis M. Ritchie [Added 06/01/1998]
- La Rouchefoucauld [Added 06/01/1998]
- Steve Rubenstein [Added 06/01/1998]
- Rita Rudner [Added 06/01/1998]
- Ernest Rutherford [Added 06/01/1998]
- Charles Schultz/Peanuts [Added 06/01/1998]
- Jerry Seinfeld [Added 06/01/1998]
- Garry Shandling [Added 06/01/1998]
- Dolph Sharp (Excerpts from I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot [Added 06/01/1998]
- George Bernard Shaw [Added 06/01/1998]
- William Shakespeare [Added 06/01/1998]
- Ray Simard [Added 06/01/1998]
- Homer Simpson [Added 06/01/1998]
- H. Allen Smith [Added 06/01/1998]
- Gloria Steinem [Added 06/01/1998]
- Adlai Stevenson [Added 06/01/1998]
- Andrew S. Tanenbaum [Added 06/01/1998]
- Hunter S. Thompson [Added 06/01/1998]
- Ken Thompson [Added 06/01/1998]
- Lily Tomlin [Added 06/01/1998]
- Mark Twain [Added 06/01/1998]
- Voltaire [Added 06/01/1998]
- Wernher von Braun [Added 06/01/1998]
- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. [Added 06/01/1998]
- Jay Ward (a.k.a. Bullwinkle) [Added 06/01/1998]
- Oscar Wilde [Added 06/01/1998]
- Heathcote H. Williams [Added 06/01/1998]
- Henny Youngman [Added 06/01/1998]
- Frank Zappa [Added 06/01/1998]
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