Political Jokes

1.    You're in a room with George Bush, Mikhail Gorbachev and Boris Yeltzin, and you have a gun with two bullets in it. What do you do?
    You shoot Dan Quayle twice!
2.    Have you heard about the new Ronald Reagan bucket they're selling at Kentucky Fried Chicken?
    Full of right wings and assholes.
3.    Do you know how to get a small business going in under the Clinton Administration?
    Start with a BIG one.