Los Angelos Police Department Jokes

1.    How does an LA policeman go fishing?
    He catches one fish, then beats it until it tells him where the others are.
2.    Did you hear why the LA Police had to leave the Dodgers' game early?
    To beat the crowd.
3.    LAPD officer:    We arrested this man beating the shit out of some poor slob for no reason at all! What should we charge him with?
    Desk Sergeant:    Impersonating an Officer.
4.    What's the difference between a police officer in San Francisco and a police officer in Los Angeles?
    A police officer in San Francisco will dance and have a few drinks when he says he's going out "clubbing."