American Bulldog: JUMP,remove bulb , land. JUMP, replace bulb, land
Australian Shepherd: One, but just try to convince them that the
burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Basenji: LIGHTBULB? We don't change no steenking lightbulbs!
Beagle: How many cookies do I get?
Border Collie: Just one. And he'll rewire the house while he's at
it.
Boxer: If I could stop wiggling my butt long enough to quit
falling off the chair...
Bulldog: Just one. But it takes them three years to do it.
Corgi: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Dachshund: Well, first get me a ladder and a treat... no, you took
too long. I want TWO treats and I'll do it... No, not that treat,
the other kind. Geez... do I have to do everything?
Dalmatian: Just one, but it will really hate the new bulb.
Doberman: Immediately decides to change the brand of lightbulb and
find a more efficient form of lighting -- perhaps a fluorescent
bulb.
French Bulldog: 1Ha ha! You humans are so funny. Now go bake me
some cookies - but first, get the cat to change the lightbulb.
2Get me the Yellow Pages and your credit card, and I'll hire some
one to do it. We can order a pizza while we wait.
German Shepherd: "I'm kinda busy right now! I have to chase the
cat, protect the kids, herd the horses, beg for food and take a
nap. I'll add the lightbulb to my 'To Do' list..."
Golden Retriever: 1The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
stupid burned-out light bulb? 2"I'll be glad to change the light
bulb for you, but first can't we play catch with the tennis ball,
or frisbee - and then I want to lick your face and rest my head in
your lap and look up at you with my sad eyes. What, you're
changing the light bulb yourself - you didn't have to do that - but
I looooove you so much for being my friend and doing that."
Irish Setter: It only takes one, but it will put in a really dim
bulb.
Jack Russell Terrier: Two, but the job never gets done -- they
just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's
supposed to be done!
Lab: 1Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? 2Why change it? The darker it is, the longer I can sleep.
Malamute: Let him do it, you can pet me while he's busy.
Pit Bull Terrier: Jump and take hold of old light bulb. Now, let
go of old light bulb... I said LET GO OF LIGHT BULB. Please? Let
go of the light bulb!
Pomeranians: They don't change light bulbs, although sometimes
their agent will get a German Shepherd in to do the job for them
while they're out.
Poodle: Sorry, Just had my nails done.
Pug: Er, two. Or maybe one. No-- on second thought, make that
two. Is that OK with you?
Rottweiler: 1I'll change the light bulb if I can eat the old one.
2Just one. You want to make something of it?
Schipperke: It's your lightbulb -- change it yourself. Unless...
is there food involved?
Shiba-Inu: Zero! Shiba's aren't afraid of the dark!
Springer: Lightbulb? Lightbulb? That thing I just ate was a
lightbulb?
Standard Poodle: None. Go get human, sit under it, look up and
point it out -- then go lie down in disgust that it took so long.
Weimaraner: Light bulb? You want ME to change a LIGHTBULB??
Wolfdog: Let me see that light bulb, anyway. What's it made of,
what's inside of it, what will happen if I drop it. I might change
it, but let me think about it. You're not trying to tell me what
to do, are you? Hey, I just had a great idea. I think I'll change
that light bulb!
In comparision:
Cat: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.