Computer Questions and Answers

1.     a.    How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
        Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
     b.    How long does it take?
        It's indeterminate. It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.
     c.    What happens if you've got TWO flats?
        They replace your generator.
2.    How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
    33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
3.    How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
    Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.