1. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
What for? He can't see my license plate.
2. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way
stop at the same time?
The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker
saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
3. When driving through fog, what should you use?
Your car.
4. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
driving?
I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
5. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no
longer drive lawfully?
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
6. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
7. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light
and a flashing yellow traffic light?
The color.
8. How do you deal with heavy traffic?
Heavy psychedelics.
9. What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
Carry loaded weapons.
10. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing
your car?
Always wear a condom.
11. How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
Be too shit faced to find your keys.
12. Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
It would be tough to be a dickhead all day long.