Squawk: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Reply: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
Squawk: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
Reply: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.
Squawk #1: #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid.
Reply #1: #2 Propeller seepage normal.
Squawk #2: #1, #3, and #4 propellers lack normal seepage.
Squawk: The autopilot doesn't.
Signed off: IT DOES NOW.
Squawk: Something loose in cockpit.
Reply: Something tightened in cockpit.
Squawk: Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear.
Reply: Evidence removed.
Squawk: Number three engine missing.
Reply: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
Squawk: DME volume unbelievably loud.
Reply: Volume set to more believable level.
Squawk: Dead bugs on windshield.
Reply: Live bugs on order.
Squawk: Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm
descent.
Reply: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
Squawk: IFF inoperative.
Reply: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
Squawk: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Reply: That's what they're there for.