I'm too sexy for ML, too sexy for ML
and the program can go to hell.
I'm too sexy for SCHEMEing, too sexy for SCHEMEing,
see me flee screaming.
I'm too sexy for C, too sexy for C,
you'd know that if you were me.
I'm too sexy for ADT's, too sexy for ADT's,
they make me weak in the knees.
Refrain:
I'm a CS Major,
You know what I am,
I do my little hack at the keyboard.
At the keyboard, at the keyboard,
I do my little hack at the keyboard.
I'm too sexy for 451, too sexy for 451,
'cause I don't have fun.
I'm too sexy for a DEC, too sexy for a DEC,
I hate Unix, but what the heck!
I'm too sexy to get stressed, too sexy to get stressed,
so sexy you should be depressed.
I'm too sexy to be sane, too sexy to be sane,
CS has screwed up my brain.
[Refrain]
I'm too sexy for my .cshrc, too sexy for my .cshrc,
I want Scheme, to get my (cdr).
I'm too sexy for a stack, too sexy for a stack,
my small mind starts to crack.
I'm too sexy to use Hash, too sexy to use Hash,
do it for me, I'll give you cash.
I'm too sexy for a (car), too sexy for a (car),
(cdr)'s are better by far.
I'm too sexy for a plan, too sexy for a plan,
but nobody does 'em like I can.
I'm too sexy to talk to you.