Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees
And begged you not to go because I'd go berserk?
Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind,
And...
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They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away!
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, to the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats...
And They're coming to take me AWAY!
HA HAAA!
You thought it was a joke, and so you laughed, YOU LAUGHED,
When I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid.
Right?
You know you laughed!
I heard you laugh, you laughed and laughed and laughed...
And then you left, and now you see I'm utterly Mad!
And...
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They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away!
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, to the Happy Home,
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes...
And They're coming to take me AWAY!
HA HAAA!
I cooked your food, I cleaned you house,
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds?
Right?
Well, you just wait, They'll get you yet!
And when they do, They'll put you in the ASPCA,
You Mangy Mutt! And...
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