Meg was the name of my girlfriend
and GIG was something you did on stage for money
Now they all mean different things
and that really mega bytes
An application was for employement
A program was a TV Show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy
you hoped nobody found out
Compress was something you did to the garbage
not something you did to a file
and if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
and a backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
and a virus was the flu
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
and the memory in my head
I hear nobody's died in a computer crash
but when it happens they wish they were dead