'Twas the Nocturnal Segment of the Diurnal Period!?
'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the
annual Yuletide celebration,
And throughout our place of residence,
Kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this
potential,
including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus
musculus.
Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward edge of the
woodburning caloric apparatus,
Pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an imminent
visitation from an eccentric philanthropist among whose
folkloric appelations is the honorific title of St.
Nicklaus...