Lacy things, wife's a-missin,
Didn't ask, her permiss'n,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
With black pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Had a wife, didn't bite her,
Got a girl, can't excite her,
I'll meet an old friend,
And nip at her end,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Refrain:
In the office there's a guy named Marvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna,
We'll put on eyeshade,
And have a parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Fredrick's store, has a teddy,
Little straps, like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Refrain:
When I get arrested, I'll deny it,
Make 'em think it's all a giant hoax,
Then the judge will ask me "Did you try it?"
I'll tell him that I'm into kinky folks!
No more jobs, just a garter,
Write a book, for a starter,
I'll say my 'good-byes',
In silk-covered thighs,
Walkin' ... 'round ... in ... women's ... under .... WEAR!!!