I want to keep learning,
I really really do,
For when you stop learning,
You know what happens to you.
I could become a garbage man,
Or flip burgers at McD's,
Or maybe I could wash your van,
Or even your RV!
Nothing can stop me, not even the lovely Sheila,
Or cases of beer, or shots of tequilla.
All A's is my quest, and for naught will I quit,
No parties this time, in the library I sit.
"But Wait!" says my brain...
What about Einstein?
If he only used a small piece of his brain,
Then I need none of mine!
So bring on the beer,
My brain cells are many,
They'll die by the thousands,
But I'll still have plenty!
I'm going to be wild and sleazy,
And have a real blast,
And if I'm looking for something easy,
I'll take GEO's class!
[Note: GEO is Michael Wright's father.]
CALLING ALL WOMEN...
CALLING ALL GIRLS...
CALLING ALL PARTIERS...
KNOCK DOWN MY DOORS...
SPLISH SPLASH COME TAKE A BATH WITH ME...