Blood, valor and victory
Joxer the mighty
He's very tidy
Everyone admires him
He's so handsome, it's a sin
When things get grim
He'll take it on the chin
If your in jeopardy
Caught by the enemy
Don't call the cavalry
There's a better remedy
Although he doesn't work for Free
He's every man's trusty
He's every woman's fantasy
Plus, he's got good company
He's Joxer... Joxer the mighty!