Emacs

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We use EMACS,
Since we're true hacks,
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To hack the VAX we go.
We run cc, then adb,
I/O, I/O, I/O,

I/O, I/O,
To hack the VAX we go.
We eat our lunch,
As programs munch,
I/O, I/O, I/O,

I/O, I/O,
To hack the VAX we go.
Programs we try,
Than run vi,
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I/O, I/O,
To hack the VAX we go.
lets adb, uucp,
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I/O, I/O,
To hack the VAX we go.
We'll patch the stack,
and then jump back,
I/O, I/O, I/O,

I/O, I/O,
To hack the VAX we go.
We'll have a Coke,
And trap alloc(),
I/O, I/O, I/O,

I/O, I/O,
To hack the VAX we go.
We'll user-load,
New microcode,
I/O, I/O, I/O,

I/O, I/O,
To hack the VAX we go.
This code's a kludge,
its much too huge,
I/O, I/O, I/O,

I/O, I/O,
To hack the VAX we go.
Kill peon's procs,
they're eating ops
I/O, I/O, I/O,

I/O, I/O, I/O,
To hack the VAX we go.