A Moray

[Italian accordion music and the sound of SCUBA in background.]

If you see a big eel,
and his teeth are like steel,
That's a Moray. (A Moray!)

If he's big and he's mean
and he's slimy and green,
That's a Moray. (A Moray)

Chorus:
    If he slices the hose,
    and then leaves you to doze,
    That's a Moray!
    A Moraaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!
    A Moray.

When he's fanning his gills,
Better head for the hills,
That's a Moray. (A Moray!)

From a hole in the reef,
He will bring you much grief,
That's a Moray. (A Moray!)

[Chorus]