"Hello, my name is Eddie.
I am here to pick up Debbie.
We're going out to eat spaghetti.
Is she ready?"
Well the old man said, "Yeah, she's ready."
"Cute," he said to himself.
Five or six minutes later the second date showed up. The man
had to answer the door once again. The second date introduced
himself to the father saying:
"Hello, my name is Joe.
I am here to pick up Flo.
We are going to the show.
Can she go?"
"Yeah, she can go!" the old man replied.
"What, are they all gonna rhyme tonight?" he said to himself.
Finally, 15 minutes later the last date showed up, and for the
last time the old man got up and answered the door. The date, like
all the others, introduced himself saying:
"Hello, my name is Chuck..."
Chuck died quickly...