I don't know if some of these are real or not... but you have to wonder... I also don't know how old some of these are... they have been sitting around since the early 90's and the content show it!
- The 12 Bugs of Christmas [Added 03/07/1998]
- The 12 Days of Christmas (In the most Obscure C-Code you can make up!) [Added 03/07/1998]
- A Man and His Three Daughters [Added 03/07/1998]
- A to Z of the Unix World by Douglas Spencer [Added 03/07/1998]
- A Moray [Added 03/07/1998]
- The John Wayne Bobbit "Bobbit Hill Billies" [Added 03/07/1998]
- The Path of the Calf by Samuel Foss [Added 03/07/1998]
- Ode to the Chunnel by Tim Stone [Added 03/07/1998]
- Churn, Churn, Churn by Patrick D. Scannell [Added 03/07/1998]
- Clone [Added 03/07/1998]
- The Core Dumped Blues [Added 03/07/1998]
- Do-It-Yourself Country & Western Song [Added 03/07/1998]
- Dave Barry's 'Twas the Night Before the Morning After [Added 03/07/1998]
- The Doctor [Added 03/07/1998]
- Do RE Mi Drink by Homer Simpson[Added 03/07/1998]
- Emacs [Added 03/07/1998]
- Eleanor Rigby [Added 03/07/1998]
- The Night Before Finals [Added 03/07/1998]
- The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey[Added 03/07/1998]
- The Gingrich Who Stole Christmas [Added 03/07/1998]
- Another Glitch in the Call [Added 03/07/1998]
- Prayer [Added 03/07/1998]
- Haiku Error Messages [Added 05/03/1998]
- Psalm 23: A Psalm of Hogan by R. Moore[Added 03/07/1998]
- The Impossible Code [Added 03/07/1998]
- Jingle Gates [Added 03/07/1998]
- Joxer the Mighty: One of the Many versus from the TV Show Xena [Added 03/07/1998]
- Mary Had a Little Lamb... Cloned [Added 03/07/1998]
- Learning and Education by Michael Wright[Added 03/07/1998]
- The Revised Lord's Prayer by Reverand Kenneth Scott[Added 03/07/1998]
- Love's Drug [Added 03/07/1998]
- Ode to a Mammogram [Added 03/07/1998]
- I'm Glad I'm A Man/Woman [Added 03/07/1998]
- "Wlakin' Round in Women's Underwear: The Marv Albert Sing-along [Added 03/07/1998]
- Mary Had a Little Lamb... Literally! [Added 03/07/1998]
- Nerd Poetry [Added 03/07/1998]
- 'Twas the Night Before Christmas - Politically Correct [Added 03/07/1998]
- 'Twas the Night Before... (At least 4 versions) [Added 03/07/1998]
- 'Twas the Nocturnal Segment of the Diurnal Period!? [Added 03/07/1998]
- Nostalga: Remember When... [Added 05/03/1998]
- The OJ Trial, Dr. Seuss Style [Added 03/07/1998]
- "O.J. and Ito" by Dr. Seuss [Added 03/07/1998]
- Gimmie That Old Time Religion [Added 03/07/1998]
- Our Lager [Sacreligious Adaptation] [Added 05/03/1998]
- 'Twas the Night before Christmas by Jim Eason[Added 03/07/1998]
- The Plunderer's Theme [Added 03/07/1998]
- Proving It [Added 03/07/1998]
- President CLinton's Queen Berets [Added 03/07/1998]
- The Raven by Vincent Veritas[Added 03/07/1998]
- God Rest ye CS Students [Added 03/07/1998]
- Redneck Ode to Valentine's [Added 03/07/1998]
- Ode to Dr. Seuss [Added 03/07/1998]
- Santa Claus is Coming to Town (computer style) [Added 03/07/1998]
- Something [Added 03/07/1998]
- Candidate for a Pullet Surprise by Jerrold H. Zar [Updated 05/31/2003]
- An Ode to the Spelling Checker [Added 05/31/2003]
- Dr. Seuss Meets the President [Added 03/07/1998]
- The Software Engineers Song [Added 03/07/1998]
- The System is Going to Crash [Added 03/07/1998]
- They're Coming to Take Me Away by Napolean the 14th[Added 03/07/1998]
- A Thanksgiving Poem [Added 03/07/1998]
- Threes Rev 1.2 [Added 03/07/1998]
- Poetry with Timbuktu [Added 03/07/1998]
- I'M Too Sexy (for CS451) by Joe Delisle[Added 03/07/1998]
- Tongue Twisters [Added 03/07/1998]
- Unix Man [Added 03/07/1998]
- The Bachelorette of the VLSI World [Added 03/07/1998]
- Happily Addicted to the Web [Added 03/07/1998]
- Write In C [Added 03/07/1998]
- Two Digits for a Date [Added 05/31/1998]
- Yesterday [Added 03/07/1998]
- Yellow Ribbon (Revised) [Added 03/07/1998]
- Poetry from A. E. Housman [Added 06/01/1998]
- Poetry from Stanislaw Lem [Added 06/01/1998]
- Poetry from Ogden Nash [Added 06/01/1998]
- Poetry from Dorothy Parker [Added 06/01/1998]
- Collection of Poetry With Known Origins [Added 06/01/1998]
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