How to tell if you might be a High Tech Redneck If...

1.    The bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop."
2.    You connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page."
3.    You ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy."
4.    You start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all."
5.    You've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
6.    You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
7.    Your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT."
8.    Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
9.    Your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com".
10.    Your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson."
11.    Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.
12.    Your wife said, "Either she or the computer had to go," and you still don't miss her.