You may be an Engineering Major if...
1. You have no life - and can prove it mathematically.
2. You enjoy pain.
3. A five year degree is not enough.
4. You think calculus is a social function.
5. You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long
division.
6. You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force".
7. You've actually used every single function on your graphing
calculator.
8. When you look in the mirror, you see an engineering major.
9. It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a
computer.
10. You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver".
11. You always do homework on Friday nights.
12. You know how to integrate a chicken and take the derivative of
water.
13. You think in "math".
14. You've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
15. You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to
break down it's wave function.
16. You have a pet named after a scientist.
17. You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
18. The Humane Society has you arrested because you actually
performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
19. You can translate English into binary.
20. You can't remember what is behind the door in the science
building which says "Exit".
21. You have to bring a jacket with you in the middle of summer,
because there s a wind-chill factor in the lab.
22. You are completely addicted to caffeine.
23. You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute
to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
24. You consider ANY non-science course "easy".
25. When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim
to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely,
that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the
universe.
26. The "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated due to lack of
use.
27. You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make
the math easier.
28. You understand more than five of these indicators.
29. You make a hard copy of this and post it.