Bad Labels

1. Directions: Use like regular soap. -- On a bar of Dial bath bar.
2. Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. -- On a Swedish chainsaw.
3. Do not drive car or operate machinery. -- On Boot's children's cough medicine. (Boots is a English Drug Store chain)
4. Do not iron clothes on body. -- On packaging from a Rowenta Iron.
5. Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box) -- On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert. (Tesco is an English Grocery Store)
6. Do not use while sleeping. -- On instructions for a hairdryer.
7. Fits one head. -- On a hotel-provided shower cap box.
8. For indoor or outdoor use only. -- On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights.
9. Instructions: Open package, eat nuts. -- On an American Airlines package of nuts.
10. Not to be used for the other use. -- On a Japanese food processor.
11. Product will be hot after heating. -- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding. (Marks & Spencer is an English Department Store)
12. Serving suggestion: Defrost. -- On a frozen dinner package.
13. Warning: Contains nuts. -- On Sainsbury's peanuts. (Sainsbury is an English Grocery Store)
14. Warning: Keep out of children. -- On a Korean kitchen knife.
15. Warning: May cause drowsiness. -- On a bottle of Nytol. (a sleeping aid)
16. Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal? -- On a package of Sunmaid raisins.
17. You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. -- On a bag of Fritos.