Weirdo's at Interviews


     We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the time thinking of what not to do that might make us look bad. Some job applicants, however, go light years beyond this. A survey was taken of top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations, who were asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants. What follows is an unbelievable list of what we can only call "The lowlights."

1.    A telephone call came in for the job applicant during the interview. It was his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: "Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?" I said, "I assume you're not interested in conducting the interview any further." He promptly responded, "I am, as long as you will pay me more." I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer.
2.    Announced she hadn't had lunch, and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries during the interview.
3.    Applicant challenged interviewer to arm wrestle.
4.    Asked if I wanted some cocaine before starting the interview.
5.    Asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate.
6.    Asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now, and wanted my phone number. I called security.
7.    Bald candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece.
8.    Bounced up and down on my carpet and told me I must be highly thought of by the company because I was given such a thick carpet.
9.    Brought her large dog to the interview.
10.    Candidate asked me if I would put on a suit jacket to ensure that the offer was formal.
11.    Candidate kept giggling through a serious interview.
12.    Candidate said he really didn't want the job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one.
13.    Chewed bubble gum and constantly blew bubbles.
14.    During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate's briefcase. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview.
15.    Had a little pinball game and challenged me to play with him.
16.    He came to the interview with a moped and left it in the reception area. He didn't want it to get stolen, and stated that he would require indoor parking for the moped.
17.    He whistled when the interviewer was talking.
18.    His attache case opened when he picked it up, and the contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments, assorted make-up and perfume.
19.    He took off his shoe and sock, applying medicated foot powder and dusted it on the foot and in the shoe. While he was putting back on the shoe and sock, he mentioned that he had to use the powder four times a day and this was the time.
20.    Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions.
21.    Man wore jogging suit to interview for position as vice president of finance.
22.    Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I needed to get a new desk.
23.    Pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him.
24.    Said he was so well-qualified that if he didn't get the job, it would show that the company's management was incompetent.
25.    Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much.
26.    Said if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.
27.    She threw up on my desk and immediately starting asking questions about the job as if nothing happened.
28.    She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time.
29.    Stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application.
30.    The applicant came in wearing only one shoe. She explained that the other shoe was stolen off her foot on the bus.
31.    Took the brush out of my purse and brushed his hair and then left.
32.    When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office.
33.    While I was on a long distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold.
34.    Without saying a word, candidate stood up and walked out during the middle of an interview.
35.    Wouldn't get out of the chair until I would hire him. I had to call the police.