Graffiti

  1. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. [Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas]
  2. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. [Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona]
  3. Beauty is only a light switch away. [Perkins Library. Duke University, Durham, North Carolina]
  4. Chris - Just remember that this dollar is not to be spent until everything between us is over (completely). Please remember I love you! - Tori [On dollar bill F602225237]
  5. Don't switch dicks in the middle of a screw. Stick with Nixon. [Nathan's. Washington, District of Columbia]
  6. Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. [Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, Illinois]
  7. Express Lane: Five beers or less. [Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, Arizona]
  8. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. [The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana]
  9. Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. [Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, Delaware]
  10. God is dead. -- Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -- God. [The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, District of Columbia]
  11. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? [The Irish Times, Washington, District of Columbia]
  12. I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. [Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts]
  13. If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice. [Smoky Joe's, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.]
  14. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. [Armand's Pizza, Washington, District of Columbia]
  15. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! [Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, District of Columbia]
  16. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. [Revolution Books, New York, New York]
  17. If you can piss this high, join the fire department. [On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet, O'Ryan's Irish Pub, Ashland, Oregon.]
  18. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. [Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona]
  19. JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested? [Men's restroom, American University, Washington, District of Columbia]
  20. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! [Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana]
  21. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. [Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina]
  22. No wonder you always go home alone. [Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, California]
  23. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" [Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia]
  24. Rome wasn't built in a day. That's because it was a government job. [Women's Restroom, City View Tavern. Cincinnati, Ohio]
  25. The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. [Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, Illinois (not far from a major medical school)]
  26. To do is to be. -- Descartes
    To be is to do. -- Voltaire
    Do be do be do. -- Frank Sinatra [Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona]
  27. Watch out for Gay Limbo Dancers. [Inside toilet stall door, Men's restroom]
  28. What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. [Men's restroom Lynagh's, Lexington, Kentucky]
  29. You're too good for him. [Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, California]