You've Got Mail!

This is from a group of bored grad students on a rainy Friday afternoon:

Coming to a cinema near you, Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan star as:

1. Two meteorologists, struggling with severe weather, in You've Got Hail!
2. Two blind people, falling in love over dots on a page, in You've got Braille!
3. A petty criminal and his defense lawyer, going to court, in You've Got Bail!
4. And the heart-wrenching sequel, after he blows it You've Got Jail!
5. Two American high school students, waiting for their college entrance results in You've Got Yale!
6. And their blurry initiation to the world of fraternities in You've Got Ale!
7. And comparing results after a stormy freshman year, in You've Got Fail!
8. Two Knights from the court of King Arthur, donning their armour, in You've Got [chain] Mail!
9. And return victorious from their lifelong quest in You've Got Grail!
10. Two old people, meeting again after so many years, in You've Got Frail!
11. Captain Ahab and Moby Dick, in, You've Got Whale!
12. Two geologist, fall in love over a piece of sedimentary rock, in, You've Got Shale!
13. Charles Darwin and a monkey in You've Got Tail!
14. Two yachtsmen, setting out on a leisurely cruise, in You've Got Sail!
15. And the frightening sequel when the weather turns nasty, in You've Got Gale!
16. And as the water level rises, they fight to stay afloat, in You've Gotta Bail!
17. Two loaves of bread, left on the shelf for too long, in You've Got Stale!
18. George and Barbara Bush, coping with poor selection, in You've Got Quayle!
19. Hansel and Gretel, finding their way home, in You've Got Trail!
20. Twelve notes, separated by semitones, in You've Got Scale!