New Error Messages for Windows Machines

1. A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
2. A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
3. ABORTED effort: Close all that you have worked on. You ask way too much.
4. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
5. First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully.
6. Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.
7. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
8. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen... Mind... Both are blank.
9. Stay the patient course of little worth is your ire the network is down.
10. The Sony Vaio machines have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry.
11. The Tao that is seen is not the true Tao, until you bring fresh toner.
12. The Web site you seek Can not be located but Countless more exist.
13. Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
14. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
15. With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found.
16. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
17. You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.

My personal comment: ROTFL (Rolling On The Floor Laughing)