9:00 Pure grumpiness
9:05 Caffeine Jolt-o-Rama
9:29 Early-morning stupefaction
9:45 Splitting headache #1
10:04 Momentary panic-attack
10:31 Caffeine overdose
10:37 Perverted daydreams
10:42 Mid-morning numbness
10:52 Sudden fit of hostility
11:03 Lingering sulkiness
11:09 Pretending to work
11:33 Rebuffed flirtation with co-worker
11:35 Temporary dementia
11:57 "Head in a vise" feeling
12:00 Joyless lunch-eating
12:09 Mirthless joke-telling
12:23 Belching discontent
12:35 Sudden awareness of one's shallowness
12:47 Waves of nausea
1:00 Resentment of others
1:19 Early afternoon catatonia
1:25 Splitting headache #2
1:42 Gnawing of the bowels
1:52 That "no way out" feeling
2:06 Strange trance-like state
2:30 Urge to murder boss
2:49 Fooling around at the copy machine
2:55 Whining to the person next to you
2:59 Unrealistic plans to quit this lousy job
3:09 Mid-afternoon torpor
3:14 Even more perverted daydreams
3:36 Emotional deadness
3:47 Watching the clock
3:59 Worrying about senility
4:01 Splitting headache #3
4:09 Fear of getting fired
4:25 Lottery fantasies
4:33 Contemplating TV tonight
4:59 Uncontrollable jumpiness
5:00 Temporary perkiness